my cat does this in the snow

saw on a friends blog that an anon asked “well u fuck me”? and she replied “well… no, me no fuck u”. i fell out of my chair laughing. anons post stuff like this all the time. i understand their intentions, to be sexy, to try to get us girls (or guys) to help them get off. but sometimes, in situations like this, its outright hysterical. made my day at least. xD

I want a salad.

thats-so-meme:

http://brandon-is-tight.tumblr.com/

haha i wish

z32:

i know you guys don’t read this but my car is 7 feet above the ground on an rotary lift. 

i read it.

disgustinghuman:

ladyofgondor:

peregrint:

HOW IS HE EVEN REAL.

IAN. LET ME LOVE YOU.

Sir Ian McKellen. Serena McKellen. (Say those names aloud one after the other.) Genius. 

FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!!

tallonraye:

Well she’s cute. :)

hollysocks:

fannycousland:

Quick cutespam to make up for the spider and catfish hell pics.

:3

The hippo, though. O.O

legitcars:

808lcarslchicksletc:

legitcars:

808lcarslchicksletc:

drivenbydreams:

driftcrazee:

I think the chicks ruined the photo.

Ugh, they did.

^^

Quit it, girls and cars go hand in hand.

Not these girls. .

You get the point

why do they have furry leggings on? they look like prostitutes from mad max

who-wants-a-new-lexus-please:

everybody better fucking reblog this.

THIS^^

I try to. But a lot of people will not listen. :(